Fri, Sep 11
|The Standard
G🍩DDAMNIT DONUT!
A Desperado Club Pop-Up Experience
Time & Location
Sep 11, 2026, 7:00 PM – 11:00 PM
The Standard, 214 E State St, Rockford, IL 61104, USA
Guests
About the event
NEW ACHIEVEMENT: You survived another week in this shit show of a society. Reward? A night at the Desperado Club!
The dungeon is calling… and this time it’s got karaoke.
Join us for GODDAMNIT DONUT!, a one-night-only Desperado Club Pop-Up Experience inspired by everyone’s favorite crawler, his tiny tyrant of a cat, and the kind of mayhem that definitely voids your warranty.
Step inside for a night of:
🍹 Themed cocktails worthy of a princess
🎤 Karaoke that may or may not earn you an achievement
Tickets
Solo Crawler
ADMIT ONE CRAWLER DOWN THE STAIRWELL
$30.00
+$0.75 ticket service fee
Sold OutDungeon Sidekicks
ADMIT TWO CRAWLERS DOWN THE STAIRWELL
$50.00
+$1.25 ticket service fee
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This event is sold out